Number One. Awkward Family Photos. Many of you already know about this little gem.... go ahead spend an hour. Giggle.
Number Two. People of Walmart. Now, I also recommend actually GOING to a Wal-mart just to people-watch. It's free and entertaining.
Also this related classic. Enjoy.
Number Three. Call grandma. Give the phone to your toddler. Sit back and listen. Good for at least 30mins of entertainment....... maybe more if there is a grandpa in the room near the grandma. :) This also works well as free childcare if you have a chore around the house that needs done and you need your toddler to be entertained.
Number Four. Watch old reruns of The Cosby Show. You'll thank me later. Also watch Psych. Very funny.
Number Five. My husband works with all men. All these men tell him dirty-ish jokes. Occasionally he'll tell me one or two. And it makes me laugh. He told me one this very morning. No! I'm not going to tell you. You'll have to ask your OWN husband to tell you dirty jokes.
Number Six. Swap "Poop" stories with other moms of toddlers.
Number Seven. Swap "Crazy Huge Mess" stories with other moms of toddlers.
(These last two also work well if you have children of any age with other moms.)
Number Eight. Get out your mom's wedding pics from the 80's or later. Again, you'll thank me later. Also ask her for Prom pics. : ) (I realize some of you who read this ARE the ones who are IN these golden-oldies pics..... but the rest of us just can't help but laugh.)
Number Nine. Find a teenager. Ask them to tell you about high school. This time with my brother and sister make me laugh so much.
Number TEN!!!! Think of all the funny things your toddler does.
Example. Vera comes to me holding a new block of soap with a rubber duck stuck in the middle that she received from her Aunt Emily. I'm on the phone with my mom.
Vera (standing and staring at me): "Mom. I need a tell you sumpin. I tinken'."
Me (slightly confused, but she's so darn cute anyway): "Ok, honey, you just keep on thinking. Thats a good job." I continue to talk to my mom.
Vera (stands next to my chair for another 30-45 seconds): "Mooommmm, I said I tinken'!!!!!! Can you put me in a baff wiff my new soap???"
Me: "OH! You STINK and you want a bath! (then between laughter) Ok, go take your clothes off. I'll start the water."
Try some of these if you need a good laugh. Get your endorphins flowing. Laughter induced belly ache guaranteed.